What a Night!

Extended car trips are not a good thing! Especially when you get tricked into them. That's all I gots to say about that one.

Last night was a crazy night. Even though prior to going out and while I was eating dinner I smelt turd. I went with my boyfriend to help celebrate one of his friend's birthday. The club was crappy, but the vodka was... wait, the bottle wasn't on ice! Well, that's why is was a crappy club, but there was ice for the drinks.

Some of my boyfriend's friends are terminally shy. However, some snap out of that with a little 'liquid courage.' Well, due to the terminally shy, I was a... hmm, assisting the scan of the room for girls. I also was involved in a lot of 'fake' conversations. And the one that needed the liquid courage, he started combing the room for the girls that another guy pointed out. It sounds sad but it got really funny when he finally brought back some girls.

I went from assistant to 'girlfriend for the night.' One of them didn't like the girls that came to our booth. He really wanted them to stay away from him and leave. I can't believe someone would pretend that they had girlfriend while a couple of girls were around them. And it's not like the girls were unattractive or anything. To each his own right? Well, they weren't my choice either, but then again what I want doesn't matter. I mean, just cause the girls are talking to your friends, doesn't mean you have to. There is a way to get out of it without pretending someone is your girlfriend. I told him to relax. I knew that they would be gone in about five minutes. Two other guys were talking to the girls and they literally pounced on them when they came near them. So much so, that one girl was stuck on the stairs. She couldn't even get into the booth because of him! And they left, quickly! It was hilarious, especially the Road Runner jokes that were told afterwards.

Not to mention the chaos that ensued when we got home! Never slap a man in his belly when he's super drunk. A table will break! Okay, it broke apart. One of the legs came out. It was ridiculous! And not one but three people spilt the same beer. Oh, those boys! There is NEVER a dull moment when they are around. All things said and done, it was a great night. Even though I didn't get to bed until 4:30AM. And I woke up at 9AM. That was a little rough, but I got to nap in the car for the 'trip.'

So, that being said... That's all folks!