Well, well, well!!! What do we have here?

What we have here people is a freakin' freak show!!!! When will angrygirl get ONE day of peace and quite? Just one. That's all I ask for. Well, I probably would ask for more after I got a taste. They say one day of peace and quite is like crack, you gotta have more! Well, how about an end to the whole "speidi"? That would be a nice one, but noooooo, it just keeps on trucking. Mother trucker!

SO, angrygirl was telling Booty, via telephone conversation about the speidi e-mail. We had a good laugh. We got a request to forward her that e-mail. We also forwarded the e-mail to Garbo. Well, let's just say Garbo's advice was the FUNNIEST thing ever!!!! Hahah! If I may paraphrase... she called the story cheezy, fake and poorly written. Oh Garbo, only you would would phrase it that way! Which is the funniest way possible. She then goes on to say that it is a cowardly way to apologize.

As I said above, I also sent it to Booty. Well, as this was a forward, after the story there was the "send this to 5 people in the next 5 minutes or" you will go to hell. Well, it was something along those lines... Anyways, I didn't scroll down further cause when I see that "thing" I hit Page Up like there is no tomorrow. If you are gonna send that to someone, shouldn't you give them the option of wanting to pass it on without threatening eternal damnation? I mean, you are sending these to friends! If I ever send a forward, I DELETE the whole "keep it going" crap. They are friends, not people that you want to burden. ANYWAYS!!!

Back to the e-mail. I scrolled down further to the bottom of the e-mail and noticed this...

"Always tell someone that you love them because you never know what day will be their last, or your own."

And this....

"Always seek to resolve your problems or disagreements with loved ones because if either of you should pass on before, the one who is left alive will have the rest of their life to ponder those unresolved feelings but will never find closure. And closure usually brings peace..."

Yeah, did anyone notice that the sentence is a bit of a run on one? Me fail English? That's unpossible! I think someone is trying to tell me that I should resolve our problem. Well, last I checked "SHE WAS THE FUCKING MORON THAT BROUGHT EX TO OUR GYM AND HAS BEEN HOLDING A GRUDGE SINCE SEPTEMBER!!!!!" Who thinks that I should send it back to her? Don't shout it out, raise your hands if you agree. Cause if you are gonna send this to me... hey, I've said it before and I'll say it again. "Don't dish it out, unless you are gonna eat it too!" I don't need closure, she does! Okay, I probably do about the gym thing but mother fuckers, maybe you should have resolved your problems/disagreements BACK IN SEPTEMBER!!!! BITCH!

Okay, I'm done. Seriously! Old angrygirl (well, back in January ain't exactly old) would have just cried. Now I can laugh. Well I laugh after the confusion passes. Hey, I can't help it that she sends poorly written stories.

Well, I touched on the fact that I should send her the forward back. Well, I have a draft set up, however I have rearranged the paragraphs a bit. I put the stuff at the end at the beginning before the story and edited too. OH, I didn't take out the forwarding stuff. In this case, I want to be a burden. Again, by a show of hands, who thinks I should send this?

Always seek to resolve your problems or disagreements. Don't wait until you have damaged the friendship even more by bringing your "best" friend's boyfriend's ex to your gym. Don't wait almost six months and send a forward that applies more to yourself, as you have been holding a grudge, than it does to the person you have hurt. Resolving problems with loved ones is important because if the person you hurt passes on before you, you will have the rest of your life to ponder those unresolved feelings and will never find closure. And closure usually brings peace..

Always apologize to the person directly instead of sending impersonal forwards. This will just infuriate them. If you just send a forward, you put forth the message that you are a coward, and therefore no matter who dies first the other will ALWAYS think that you are a coward.

Garbo, my guardian angel, I'm gonna need some input on this one. Sorry folks, Garbo has the final say on the e-mail.

Yeah, I know, I even corrected the sentence. It didn't flow well for me. I think the 'edit' is subtle but effective! Hahah! Oh, I'm laughing SO hard right now. I kill me! Hahah! Oh fuck, I can't take much more of this. I have to go, or I'm gonna wet myself.

Remember where there is a will, there is a way. You can be subtle, while being effective.