The most random of the randomness...

Okay, so what I am supposed to do with this one? I just got an e-mail. And I'm breaking a rule here cause stuff has happened. Maybe I'm overreacting, I don't know. It's from Speidi. Hahah, I like that name. I think I'm going to have to rewrite the cast of characters and add that one.

Okay, back to the e-mail. Of course it's a forward. It's all about this kid who's mama is missing an eye and they didn't have money and he's all embarassed and he shuns her when she comes to visit him when he's older. He kicks her out and then goes home for a school reunion and she died in the shack that they lived in. And long story short, she gave him her eye cause she didn't want to see him grow up without an eye, cause he lost it in an accident and be made fun of. So, apparently the guy is a dickhead or something cause of how he acted to his unselfish mama.

SO! What the fuck does this have to do with me? Am I missing something here people? Like really? My mother and I may have differences however I don't hate her. I actually try to be her friend, listen to her, treat her nicely even though she's not being nice to me. Like the whole car thing... I was mad and I told her that she can't borrow my car anymore, but I'm still talking to her. Unlike SOMEONE I know who LOATHES her mother and constantly says she can't stand her... We all know who I'm talking about.

A saying comes to mind here! I think the kettle is calling the pot black!

I know this may have crossed someone's mind at some point. "Maybe she forwarded that to several people and she added you in by accident!" No, unless she bcc'd everyone else except me... NO, it was sent just to me. Can we say RANDOM!?!?!?

RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!!
RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!!
RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!!
RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!!
RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!! RANDOM!!!

So, now I have to play good cop/bad cop with my mother and find out what the "f" is going on!!! Where did this come from? And if my mother talked to her again... oh! Especially after she told me that she's is puzzled by speidi's behaviour and thinks SHE's in the wrong.

Ohhhhhhhh! Okay, that's all I have to say about that! I'm so puzzled by the randomness that I can't even think of a clever saying to end the post. Ummm....

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OH SHIT!!!! I think I may have cracked this one! Fuck! Editing not only can catch mistakes but it can also give you clues. I don't know that many people that look for clues in their own pieces of work that they are editing but....

My nickname... or at least one of them... is Mama. Given to me because I am the motherly type. Eww, isn't that gross! I know! I prefer angrygirl to be honest. So, Booty and speidi are the only ones that call me that. Everyone knows about the name, but only they use it. Well, speidi's boyfriend calls me that, but that is SO unstanction. He has NO right to call me that one! So, anyways, it's all about me being the mama that she treats like GARBAGE!!! OH!!! SOMEONE HAS REALIZED THAT THEY ARE A DICKFACE! OH! IT HAS ONLY TAKEN ALMOST SIX MONTHS!!!!!

Like really! Come on! Throw me a fucking bone! If I receive ANYTHING from her for Valentine's Day, I'm gonna puke. Oooh! Maybe I'll get an e-card! A Valentine's Day e-card. CAUSE HEAVEN FORBID WE MAKE ANYTHING SLIGHTLY PERSONAL! Like, fuck, send a card via snail mail, via a vertically-challenged person in an angel costume, via a camel wearing a dress, SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I've officially had it. If you are lucky and I stop laughing so bloody hard, maybe I'll post the forward. Hahah!

Oh, the zoo that is my life is open and getting more "kookoo" birds by the day! Hope to see you there! Watch for the flying monkey scat!!!