Who wants to go to Switzerland anyway?!?!?

Yeah! So! Wanna hear the fantasic-ness that happened to my life last night. Well, first The Traveller (Links sister, she finally has a name now) spilt red wine on the carpet last night. I cleaned it up, but it was still awkward. I have to double check for a stain today, but other than that it was more funny than sad. OH, and my mother just told me that I missed a spot when cleaning up the foot long red wine stain. Yeah, it's about a centimeter long. And that's what she finds. What a pooper-scooper. Anyways!!! And then I found out that Booty has been compromised.

Yes people, Booty, the Switzerland of my friends, has been inflatrated! Calm down, please proceed to the nearest desk and get underneath it! The luke-warm war has begun!

SO, MOTHER-FUCKING-BITCH-ASS-WHORE that is supposedly my 'best friend' told her "story" to Booty. And now Booty is FUCKING DEFENDING HER!!! And how do I know you ask, because Booty used her line. "Angrygirl, 'friend' was friends with your boyfriend ex's before we found out that she was your boyfriend's ex.

Know what! I've had it! We are re-writing the cast of characters people. RIGHT here! RIGHT now!!!! Please, stay tuned for what ex's new name will be. I'll give you a hint. Garbo came up with it.

Cast of Characters - The Good People
me - angrygirl (that's right mother-fuckers!!! you know it!!!)
boyfriend - he's my boyfriend, don't drag his ass into it!!!
Garbo - my friend from out of town (she fucking rocks!! And comes up with creative names for ass-o-holics!)
Blondie - my friend that is blond who supports my ass 100 & sixty thousand percent
Gym Bunny - works at my gym, consider her a friend
Tinkerbell - my friend at the gym
Curly - my friend with curly hair, I haven't talked about her yet, but she's super nice!

Cast of Characters - The Villans
Bitch-ass-whore, aka. friend - my supposed 'best friend' that brought my boyfriend's ex girlfriend to my gym
pre-op tranny prostitute - my boyfriend's ex girlfriend, also know as 'tranny' (Thanks Garbo!)

Cast of Characters - The Neutrals or Those that I Just Don't Want to Categorize because I am currently too angry (quelle surprise)
Link - the girl that introduced me to my boyfriend
The Traveller - Link's sister, also responsible for me meeting my boyfriend
Booty - my Switzerland friend, also friends with 'friend'
mother - my mother

Oh, a little aside about the name The Traveller. It's now her nick-name, however I picked that name based on a character in a Laurell K. Hamilton book. It was a super old vampire that could inhabit the bodies of other vampires. It was kinda cool. It was called Burnt Offerings. That's all I have to say about that.

SO, Booty has been compromised. I feel bad. I talked to Blondie on the phone until late at night after she asked if she could go to bed and she calmed me down. I feel bad, but she listened to me cry and rant. It was a pretty creative rant. Makes me wanna get some heavy artillery and shit, but apparently I'm not Anita Blake. Phht, character in a book only! Sure, fine.

A few days later...

I started this rant about two days ago and it has taken this long to hash everything out. Blondie is gonna get a present. However, we have to wait until I find one appropriate for her! I'm thinking s'mores. She likes those. So I just talked to her and she talked to Booty and hashed it all out for me. Turns out Booty did talk to 'friend' and she got told the whole story. She used her line "Friend's with her before we knew it was your boyfriend's ex." However, she did say that if it happened to her that she would be super mad. Booty even took it so far as to say "If it happened to 'friend' she would go ape-shit and crap all over angrygirl!" However, angrygirl would never do that people. Just selfish assholes do that to their supposed best friends. And then think that they were the ones that were wronged.

I was thinking of bringing (and when I say bringing, I mean pick up, drive to and from) 'friend's' ex-crush to a social event in the next few weeks. I would even pay for all of his drinks to have him hit on 'friend' all night long, in front of her boyfriend. Talk about putting a bunch of fireworks next to an open flame and a can of gasoline! This is the guy that took the milk for free and refused to buy the cow. And she was SO in love with him and bet you she still is! It would really show her how I felt when she brought tranny to the gym. However, that would not be letting the world right the wrong she has done. I believe in karma and I feel she gonna get her just desserts. Actually I think she already is.

However, the reason that I really won't do it is because she will not take that experience as a lesson. She will think that it was angrygirl's master plan to get back at her and that I was doing it just to hurt her, not teach a lesson. However, to be it would just be a lesson. And there would be a nice bonus if she got upset. But, I'm gonna let karma field this one. That's all I have to say about that.

Aloha bitches!