Yesterday I had the pleasure of going to a wedding. It was really nice! My boyfriend's friend got married. And lucky me, I got to sit with my boyfriend (duh!) and all his friends. Oh, that sounds a bit sarcastic. I really was lucky to sit with them, they are SO funnie!!!! Well, since a lot of his friends are the lesser half of a couple (haha!) we got a lot of girl chat in.
An aside, I got to dance to Elvis' "love me tender" with my boyfriend's friend Trollz. He's not ugly, he just does an excellent impression of a troll doll. 'Member troll dolls? I had one real one and one fake one. I didn't like the fake one so much. Why did we have troll dolls? Who wants to play with a troll? Last I heard, they lived under bridges and tried to eat billy goats that wanted get across the bridge to eat grass. Why did they have jewels in their belly buttons? And they had no genitalia, yet they were boys and girls. I think I had a cheerleader one? Or maybe that's the one that I wanted. I thought that they had jewels in their belly buttons, but they didn't. Hmm, shows you what I know.
So, anyways, I have lovingly named a couple that are my boyfriend's friends, the hot dog people. I know, it sounds weird. Long story short, they invited us for a bbq and I didn't eat cause I thought we were having a bbq. And they served hot dogs. And they didn't offer anyone anything drink. Anyways, so I deemed them "The Hot Dog People." So, I kinda gave them that name in a moment of annoyance, but it's suck. SO.... When I went to dance with Trollz (because he asked me to), my boyfriend said to Mrs. Hot Dog, "We were supposed to dance, and she walked right past me!" Well, when I got back after the dance, she told me what he said. And I was all "crap!" Cause he's a sensitive guy. Well, she agreed with me and I asked Trollz to apologize to my boyfriend so I wouldn't get in trouble. Trollz was all "She's not going to be in trouble!" And Mrs. HD replied "She probably is!"
Well, he wasn't so everything was all good. However, when Mrs. HD said he was sensitive, the first thought that ran through my head was 'she knows him, maybe she can give me a little insight regarding my "problem." So, I asked her if she knew his ex. She didn't really know her well, but she had met her. I then asked her, how they broke up. And she said "If memory serves me correctly, he broke up with her." And she asked me what was going on, so we ditched everyone and talked in the bathroom. And this is how I summed it up for her. "My best friend (supposed best friend) is hanging out with my boyfriend's ex girlfriend and she brought her to our gym and my boyfriend's bother now works out their too." She was like in super shock! SUPER!!!
Basically I asked her, if she thought that I should tell him. And she basically said he could take it two ways. 1) Why are you telling me this?!?! and be mad; or 2) Why didn't you tell me this sooner!!!! and be mad. So I am damned if I do, and damned if I don't. Wait, does that make sense? Anyways, she basically said what everyone else said. Ask his brother, Bruce Wanye. Okay, tomorrow I am going to put a permanent list of the cast of characters up, so it's always around and easily accessible. Anyways...
So next time I see Bruce Wayne at the gym, I am going to ask him! It is a necessary evil. I have to ask him. I drove my boyfriend to the wedding, so when I dropped him off and I was all alone in the car and I was so sad. Is it possible that this could break us up? I mean, am I really being untrustworthy because I didn't tell him about something he told me not to talk to him about? I know he will say that this is different but really! And Bruce doesn't owe me anything, and why would he not tell my boyfriend anything that I said? I mean, bros before hoes mais non? And it really is his biological brother. Phhhhhtttt!!!
My hair hurts!
An aside, I got to dance to Elvis' "love me tender" with my boyfriend's friend Trollz. He's not ugly, he just does an excellent impression of a troll doll. 'Member troll dolls? I had one real one and one fake one. I didn't like the fake one so much. Why did we have troll dolls? Who wants to play with a troll? Last I heard, they lived under bridges and tried to eat billy goats that wanted get across the bridge to eat grass. Why did they have jewels in their belly buttons? And they had no genitalia, yet they were boys and girls. I think I had a cheerleader one? Or maybe that's the one that I wanted. I thought that they had jewels in their belly buttons, but they didn't. Hmm, shows you what I know.
So, anyways, I have lovingly named a couple that are my boyfriend's friends, the hot dog people. I know, it sounds weird. Long story short, they invited us for a bbq and I didn't eat cause I thought we were having a bbq. And they served hot dogs. And they didn't offer anyone anything drink. Anyways, so I deemed them "The Hot Dog People." So, I kinda gave them that name in a moment of annoyance, but it's suck. SO.... When I went to dance with Trollz (because he asked me to), my boyfriend said to Mrs. Hot Dog, "We were supposed to dance, and she walked right past me!" Well, when I got back after the dance, she told me what he said. And I was all "crap!" Cause he's a sensitive guy. Well, she agreed with me and I asked Trollz to apologize to my boyfriend so I wouldn't get in trouble. Trollz was all "She's not going to be in trouble!" And Mrs. HD replied "She probably is!"
Well, he wasn't so everything was all good. However, when Mrs. HD said he was sensitive, the first thought that ran through my head was 'she knows him, maybe she can give me a little insight regarding my "problem." So, I asked her if she knew his ex. She didn't really know her well, but she had met her. I then asked her, how they broke up. And she said "If memory serves me correctly, he broke up with her." And she asked me what was going on, so we ditched everyone and talked in the bathroom. And this is how I summed it up for her. "My best friend (supposed best friend) is hanging out with my boyfriend's ex girlfriend and she brought her to our gym and my boyfriend's bother now works out their too." She was like in super shock! SUPER!!!
Basically I asked her, if she thought that I should tell him. And she basically said he could take it two ways. 1) Why are you telling me this?!?! and be mad; or 2) Why didn't you tell me this sooner!!!! and be mad. So I am damned if I do, and damned if I don't. Wait, does that make sense? Anyways, she basically said what everyone else said. Ask his brother, Bruce Wanye. Okay, tomorrow I am going to put a permanent list of the cast of characters up, so it's always around and easily accessible. Anyways...
So next time I see Bruce Wayne at the gym, I am going to ask him! It is a necessary evil. I have to ask him. I drove my boyfriend to the wedding, so when I dropped him off and I was all alone in the car and I was so sad. Is it possible that this could break us up? I mean, am I really being untrustworthy because I didn't tell him about something he told me not to talk to him about? I know he will say that this is different but really! And Bruce doesn't owe me anything, and why would he not tell my boyfriend anything that I said? I mean, bros before hoes mais non? And it really is his biological brother. Phhhhhtttt!!!
My hair hurts!
