March 15, 2008

Fog is GOOD!!!

Last night when I came home (I got dropped off) I glanced over at my mode of transportation. Normal, sure. However the windshield was all fogged up. And that's when I saw the tableux! Ooooh! What a slightly big, fancy, artistic word!

One night, Blondie and I went out. I drove her home and we proceeded to have a discussion while parked in her driveway. Well, we actually had several discussion, however only one discussion ended up on the windshield. I was going on about something or other regarding my mother and my sibling and we proceeded to "draw" out the reality of the situation. And then I added in pieces of a fantasy. Let's just say I was chasing someone with a 2x4 with a nail on the end of it and they were screaming for their Mommy!

Well, since the windshield was all fogged up last night, I saw the 'picture' that I drew! I instantly started laughing SO hard!!! Oh my goodness, it was like the funniest thing EVER!!!! What I really wanted to do is re-draw the picture and add it to the post, however... when I started to draw it in paint and realized if I commit it to another medium it will lose it's funnie! Part of the reason that it is SO funnie is because I can't go and look at it when I want to. Or even, accidently see it when browsing through my saved pictures.

It may sound weird, however, I must admit, I have a small habit of drawing pictures in paint. And they are VERY badly drawn! However, usually very funnie. I used to draw pictures for my friend Geisha all the time. Well, it was a once a month thing, to make us laugh. I would do it just cause it was funnie. And then I just stopped doing them. However, it was reinstated when Geisha went away on vacation. I missed her so I drew the funniest picture for her. Let's say it involved sushi and her as Geisha and the line from the movie Memoirs of a Geisha with a little bit of angry girl flair. "I want a life that is mine!!! Mmmm, unagi!" I have to pat myself on the back for that one... it was the FUNNIEST picture I ever drew. Actually, it's the second funniest, after the one I drew but destroyed. It was just for Geisha and I and it was SOOO funnie!! Damn those socio-political reasons that interfere with my funnie. Haha, it sounds like a case of 007 espionage. It SO wasn't that. It was just a sunny afternoon with some super great laughs that could only be shared and understood by Geisha and I. Sigh, good times that made great memories.

Okay, nice aside but back to the tableux. I won't draw the picture again. You see with the windshield, I actually forget that it is there. The windshield decides for me when I get to see it! So, all I can do is tell everyone how hard I laughed when I drew it and everytime I see it. Sorry, I'm being a bit of a tease, but I don't want to lose that funnie! Oh well! Maybe one day I'll draw a picture just for the blog.

But I gotta go! Stay tuned for the next post, it's gonna be about liars! And don't forget, you pass the Dutchie pon the LEFT handside!