Friends...

Interesting title for a post. Seeing as how I have NO friends. They are actually all gone. Well, I have Curls and Blondie. I do, however everyone else is gone. And all because of fucking retarded "best friend" and how she became friends with tranny. Well, Garbo isn't gone because of her. At least I don't think. She just disappeared. I haven't spoken to her since October. And I figure she doesn't want to talk to me because she hasn't contacted me either, after all those times I tried to get in touch with her. And maybe she still wants to be my friend, but after not talking to each other for two months, I doubt that the first contact would be appreciated by my cry of help.

I'm realizing that I have no friends now because I having a problem and I have no one to talk to about it. I can't even talk to my aunts because they are in a different time zone. Granted, when this past year began I didn't think that I would have to get rid of "best friend" let alone a couple others. Heck, I got rid of a sibling a few years back, I should have seen the 'friend dump' coming! Spring cleaning in angrygirl's closet of relationships has come early!!!!

Well, the whole problem is that my switzerland of friends, Booty, is having a party and she didn't invite me. But she invited everyone else. She forgot the "don't tell angrygirl" clause though. I actually was giving her the benefit of the doubt and thinking that she hadn't invited me yet. I knew about the invite e-mail she sent to everyone about the party and that she planned on serving lasagna, caesar salad and potato wedges. And then I received this e-mail from her. Please note the poor grammar in the second sentence (Sorry, I'll take anything I can get right now!):

How are you? I’m just at work here its freakin BUSY!! Would you please send me the recipe/instructions on that lasagna we made together this past summer? I was hoping to make it for my family again as we all agreed it was the best one EVER!

Now, I have NEVER claimed to be a geinius! But I am NOT an idiot! I can put two and two together, and it EQUALS FOUR mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, that's what's got me over the edge today! Don't ask me for a recipe to feed people at a party I'm not invited to!!! I'm sorry, it ain't for your family! Odds are 'best friend' invited Tranny-bitch and they are all going to have a party and laugh it up about me!!!! Fuck that shit!

As my greatest adviceologist, 50 cent says, You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house, and if you gotta glass jaw, you should watch your mouth, cause I'll break yo face! I need to break someones face. I really think that would help me out just about now! My boyfriend doesn't think it will do anything, but I disagree! I saw a shirt at a store and I really wish they had it in my size (sorry, I can't wear an xs). It said, "Nothing Satisfies the Anger." It's so fucking true! It's been a year and I'm still angry about what a backstabbing bitch I was friends with! And just for clarification!!!! I WAS A FUCKING CHAUFFEUR you fucking idiot!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what you are called when you drive someones SUPER fat ass around all the time! Go eat a cookie!

Since he said it so eloquently in the song...

You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house, and if you gotta glass jaw, you should watch your mouth, cause I'll break yo face!