Fight the REAL enemy... facebook

Well, I can tell you that I DETEST facebook. I'm not a member but everytime someone shows me something on facebook I get SO upset. Today, my friend Switzerland/Booty was showing me some pictures. Well, stupid me clicks on my... I don't know what he is to me now, boyfriend/ex-boyfriend, and what does his profile say?!?! "still mad... it doesn't look like it's going to get better."

What the heck is that supposed to mean???

Well a short look through later at cute overload and I feel a little better. They have got some SUPER cute animals!

Now, back to business... Hang on, I have to spit out my gum. And then sneeze!

Okay, so yeah! What the heck is that supposed to mean? I mean, 'still mad.' Granted I hung up on him. I would be miffed too, just like when he's done it to me! And the "it doesn't look like it's going to get better?" Why, cause I didn't call you? You didn't call me either! I mean, it takes two to tango. And I agree I owe an apology. But so does he.

I feel poohey! And no one is calling me back! I called Garbo and Blondie! And Blondie just called me. She has reassured me that everything will be okay. I'm not so sure, I mean, it's been an hour and 18 minutes since the text. And yeah, nothing back. What to do when you live in a shoe. Well, first you buy some Febreze. Can't live with that smell. And some shoe polish... haha. Really bad joke. In the attempt to make myself smile.

So to sum it all up, facebook is evil and he's a douche-bag.

Aye me! for aught that I could ever read,
Could ever hear by take or history,
The course of true love never did run smooth.

A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 1, Sc. 1