Super Weird Dream

A few nights ago, I had the super weirdest dream EVER! I mean... this one takes the cake, runs with it... and keeps running, until it's out of this world!

So, my friend Booty comes over to my house, with no other than "friend." We are hanging out, and Booty turns to me and says: "Wanna party?" Naturally, I do. So we get in my car, which is a jeep. And we drive out to the country. There are all these trees and dirty lined roads. So, we park the car and start walking (did I say that we were all dressed up in party outfits and super high heels?). Then there are all these animals at the side of the dirt road and we start taking pictures. So there are giraffes, zebra, and I think it was a playtapus, but it was HUGE! Like the size of an elephant.

So, then I see two horses together and I run over to take pictures of them. And then I see Posh Spice, with some woman. I try to take pictures but my camera isn't working. They are all dressed up too, and wearing these like super fancy hats that aren't really hats, but decorate their heads. So, the camera won't work, so I don't get any pictures of her, even though they posed for them. And then Posh Spice and her friend walk off to this church that's down this dirt road that is lined with all these animals.

So, we all hop back into my jeep and head to a club. And Booty boyfriend is there with all his friends, and Link`s sister, Curls, Blondie and a bunch of other people and I start showing the pictures on my camera. So, everything starts fast-forwarding. The partying and people that is, and it then slows down and returns to regular speed the next day.

Now, as if that was not strange enough. I then wake up in the back of my jeep the next day (still in my party dress) in a parking lot of Costco. And of course the jeep is all open (like no roof, or doors or windows) and I see this girl that I went to school with and she looks exactly the same, and I pretend I don't see her and try to act like I am asleep. And she says "Hi angrygirl! Looking good!!!" The parking lot is also deserted, there is like only my jeep and her car, and the girl leaves. So then I get out of the jeep and look down at myself and I'm still in the same outfit as the night before. Booty is passed out asleep in the front seat of the jeep wearing sunglasses and her party dress. And I could taste that I had morning breath in the dream. And so I go into Costco to buy mouthwash, leaving Booty alone and asleep in the jeep that is fully open!

And that is my dream! So, the morale of the story is... oral hygiene is very important. I'm really dedicated to fighting bad breath! Sorry Booty, next time I'll lock the jeep up! And zip up the hood and stuff.

Sweet dreams,

angrygirl

Ps. Next post maybe I will write about my other dream about the red velvet cake. Mmm, cake.